About Me

Hi!!! Did you know that you just accessed the website of a crazy person who could also marry you?!? Or plant you, I guess, after she officiates your funeral.

The bonus is that she is very creative and once you are dead she can weld up an awesome piece of yard art to mark your wordly remains. Or if you prefer, the spot were you want people to think your body is buried as you go off on a 20 year bender in Central America.

Anyways – check out all of the awesome things that she does and has for sale. We will be updating the website frequently with examples of her work. While she is primarily dealing in weldable metalwork, don’t be surprised if you see some of her woodworking skills displayed too – along with pictures of Floyder!!