You are about to enter the world of a DISTINCT individual, definitely not someone who is afraid to follow her muse. You can usually find her by following the peals of laughter, or the complete strangers lining up to take FB pictures with her.
For those of you visiting the site that would like to add something before I give Crazy C the login info for / keys to her new website, text the info to me at 920 360-0719 or send it to me in an email to mlamp2015reboot@gmail.com . The more humorous and embarrassing the better!!
This page will not be here forever, just long enough for everyone to get a good look – and laugh – at Carleen’s expense!!!
Some testimonials for Carleen:
GA Lampereur – “I see someone who enjoys life and wants to share that feeling with everyone she meets. Thoughtful, caring and fun times to be had. Loved the times of skiing, playing dominoes and watching her have such a good time fishing in the lagoon in spite of the dogs going after her bobber all the time! A creative person who will try anything and ends up with good results.”
P Fogg – “I wish I hadn’t wasted the 80 days going around the world and instead spent it with Crazy C! She is the wildest thing I have seen in ALL of my travels!!”
P & M Williams – “We have enjoyed our times together and going out to dinner at special places. We are still recovering from our time at the Black Otter but will be ready to go out again in the new year.”
Canguy – ” Please keep drinking White Claw!!! I almost have enough for a new wagon!!!!”
GM Lampereur – “Someone that is always ready for a challenge, not afraid to try something new and very good leadership skills”
S Smalley – “Carleen is good enough, she is smart enough, and doggone it, people like her!!”
J Wells – “I remember Tim had to pick her up a block away from the middle school because she didn’t want being seen with him and his old yellow car that was used for hunting
Also here is a note she wrote for Mother’s Day when she was a teen:
She really was a good kid and very responsible”
T Wells – “So many things that she did to me over the years – I can’t pick out just one! I was going to school and working full time when she was growing up and then she left home at 18. That was a good thing, because her constant teasing and taunting has made me the man that I am today.”
P Wells – ” I always remember the big 80s hair. The game of Sorry whining. Her friends picking up the car and moving it on the curb. Her taking pictures with everyone at Packer games. Going to hog wrestling. I remember the water fight we had and I was standing in the house saying nah nah nah to Carleen thinking she can’t get me because I was in the house and she dowsed me. I remember Pastor C marrying Brenda and I. I loved The Bee Gees concert we all went to and singing and dancing than going to Rascals. I remember the time when Carleen saved the last present from Christmas and opened up the ugliest looking pants. She was thinking it was awesome having the last present and then opened up those ugly pants. Boy we laughed so hard”
HG Wells – “I don’t really know her, but she sounds like an interesting character!”
J&A Palpham –
“Jacob: “Carleen is the reason I close the shades when I walk around naked in the house, and I mean that in the nicest possible way”
Anna: “Carleen is always fun to be around and by far the bravest person I know. Will never forget when God himself intervened by making it rain so she didn’t have to finish watching The Thing.”
Riggs: “Floyd’s mom? I think she’s hot!”
F. Lampereur-Lawrynk – “Where’s Big Ball!!?!!”
L Over – “What is she up to now!?!!??! Who’s turn was it to watch her this time?!? This is exhausting!!”
C. O’Brien – “Where to begin?!? How about the time that we almost stole a mail truck together until we came to our senses. Or the time we rode the mechanical bull in TX and ended up with out of control bruises?!?? Or how about how Carleen broke her foot at my 40th birthday party and was poised to wear some red high heels for a repeat performance at my 50th!!?
What I most remember is the first time we met – a total stranger who came to live with me for 5 days. I thought I was going to kill Michael for doing that!! However we fell in love with each other in the first 5 minutes and have been inseparable ever since!! Love you Moonsister!!!”
G Lietzke – “So may good memories over the years, you are truly 1 of a kind! Top ten moments with Carleen: 10 Summer hummers at mud wrestling, 9 slamming porta potty doors all night long, 8 a house full of Polaroids, 7 the strip club we almost went to, 6 Mike got punched?, 5 pics with the most interesting characters, 4 George Thorogood’s orgasm face for the entire concert, 3 making new friends where ever we go, 2 Even when you skip the concert you are somehow involved!!, 1 someone to toss big logs with”
G Bear – “I peek zeengs up and set zem down!”
A Nonymous – “What’s the fun of having a bear if you don’t poke it?!??!”
P Lietzke – “My gal Carleen is the best! Always ready for a good time! She’ll go for Mexican with an El Dorado gift certificate, work a vampire film, kayak lakes & rivers, swap numbers in the ladies room, road trip with Sister Moms, meet new & interesting people, and is always up for live music or a good workout. She’s so caring too, handing water to retching people in port-o-potties. Her listening skills shine when she takes long distance calls from loud & happy friends. And it all started with her fear of a kiddo riding the school bus alone. She makes my world a better place!!”
Andrew Lampereur – “My favorite memory with Carleen was the escape room we all did together. It was fun to struggle to escape and have her try to encourage us to figure out the problems. We should do it again.
Oh Yeah – I also love her hugs!!”
Meghan Lampereur – “One of my favorite things about Carleen is how caring and kind she is. she always goes out of her way to help other people and make sure everyone is happy. it’s impossible to not have a smile on your face when Carleen is in the room. I am truly blessed to have her in my life, and I wouldn’t trade it for anything else. Carleen took me in and gave me (and Layla) a place to stay when I was going to school down in Appleton, and even cleaned out the entire basement just for me!! she somehow puts up with my dad’s shenanigins everyday (I have no idea how) and still loves him and us! she’s one of the greatest people I know, and she’s the best bonus mom I could ever ask for!!
one of my favorite memories is all of the Spock memorabilia. we look forward to Christmas every year just to see if ‘Santa’ is going to surprise us with something new! it’s a great tradition that we all love. Carleen has been a great addition to our family, with her creativity, craziness, and kindness. I cannot say enough times how blessed we all are to have her in our lives. 🖤”
Mark Lampereur – “There are too many awesome times to pick out just a few. I love the time we spend together and your quirky sense of humor. I love how happy you are in the morning and how much you enjoy everyone singing “Good Morning to You!” with Alexa and showing you our interpretive dance to that song. I enjoy playing cards with you and teaching you new things. You are always open to a new adventure – even if you are a Chickenbird!!! I can’t wait to see what adventures will befall us in the future, because everyone knows that its always interesting with you around!!
Love you!!”
Maxwell the Gamer – “Someone who always knows how to make people happy. Knows always how to make someone laugh. I am happy to be a part of the family and won’t trade it for anything else.”
Rachel Lawrynk – “Her personality will light up a room the minute she walks in. I hope she knows how special she is. She cares about Park and I so much she would do whatever it takes for us to be happy. She welcomed Dean into her home because she loves him so much and wanted the best for him even if it wasn’t easy. Thank you mom for helping me accomplish things I didn’t know I could and helping me be the person I am today. I love you more than you know.”
Park Lawrynk – “Mom, thank you for always being there no matter how many dumb decisions i make. I know raising me has not been easy. Thank you for the constant love and support. I would not be who I am today with out you.”
Meet Carleen!!!!
She’s not just another crazy looking Face
Pastor C!!
Owner / Operator
Holier than thou, and I have an internet provided piece of paper to prove it. By the way, I am awesome ( and humble) and i have my likeness on prayer candles!!
Did you know I married my brother…..???? I can do that in my religion…..
SuperMom!!
Do-everything person
Remember the Enjoli commercial? Well, I can bring home the bacon, burn it to crisp in the pan, and never forget let you forget where I am!!! (That’s because I am very loud)
Truly, I have some variety of disability related to the art of making bacon!! However, everyone that I know is excited to see what I have cooking!!
I make up for that by having a heart of gold and the desire to help everyone, especially her kids. She even takes on the challenge of helping other peoples kids – that’s why you see Mark and Dean hanging around her so much!!
Goofballicus
Director of goofiness!!
What can I say? I bring the party. People who know me just sit back and watch the show. People who don’t know me aren’t strangers for long.
Yes, I am a shrinking violet, and most of the time people can’t hear me cuz my voice is so quiet. NOT!!
But I am working to improve myself, and darn it:
“I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and doggone it, people like me
Well known Intellectual
Creative something or other
Uh, not really. Do I really need to say anything here. I am pretty sure that the pictures speak for themselves…..
My writings have been published far and wide. Just look at your local bathroom stall or the Facebook page of complete strangers and you might see evidence of her work
The first commissioned project for SWFM!!! 
The legacy of Pastor C!, spreading her joy and sense of comfort to all around her 
Poopasaurus in his natural habitat. Waiting for the services of Jacob… 
RIP volleyball….
First day on the Pro Bullhead tour. Like my special hat? 
Chihuly Garden and Glass 
Cottage sunset 
Cheri’s cake!! 
You will never guess what his profession is……. 
Hooters girl tryouts 
Her fellow SI swimsuit entrants 
Captain and Tenille 
Bunch of losers… 
Shots, shots, shots!!! 
Chickenbird with a gun!!! Run!!!! 
coeds!! 
She can NEVER have enough potatoes!!!! 
Captain Awesome!! 
Making that face because of GB’s smelly pits… 
2021 Mens Health cover submission…. 
Rare FB sighting!!! 
Appleton Gothic…. 
Hey, I have a great idea!!! Lets rip out the floor AND paint the kitchen!!!! 
Drinking on the job again!!! 
Crazy chick!! 
2021 submission to SI…. 
Say WHAT!!!?!!??!! 